who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
honey bunches of taint.
My pussy is not your playground.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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