so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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