pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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