I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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