my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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