its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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