yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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