Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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