Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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