Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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