I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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