SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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