Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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