You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize
