No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he told me I talked like a deaf person
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She told me I should be a condom model.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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