No, you can still breathe under the balls.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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