So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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