GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Randomize
