I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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