i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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