My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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