i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I fill condoms, not promises.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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