She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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