My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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