...so i touched it.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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