remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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