I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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