Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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