Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
