Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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