Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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