Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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