question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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