i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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