I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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