Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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