I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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