She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Are we still banned from the library?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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