I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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