Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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