Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
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