So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
me + whiskey = a bad person
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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