Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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