I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
The air was thick with penises
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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