Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
You can't special order awesome
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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