you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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