i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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