do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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