Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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