just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
you have to choose: penises or morals?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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