In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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