I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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