yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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