Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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