I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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